The Nestlé boycott typically focuses on Nescafé Original, their best selling coffee. Nestlé reckons about 3,000 cups are drunk every second which makes for a pretty hefty Goliath. Personally, I don’t want any of my money going in its direction so I’m boycotting the lot. After all, shunning their coffee but eating their chocolate would be like turning down a slice of Gary Glitter’s home made palm cake but dancing to Rock ‘n’ Roll Christmas at an office party. Except not very much like that at all.
Listed below is what should be a complete list of Nestlé products available in the UK. Be warned stealth-brand subsidiaries include Buxton, Perrier and Vittel waters, Rowntree sweets, Munch Bunch desserts, Ski yogurts, Herta meats and Purina petfoods which carry with them the foul stench of developing world baby death.
Cereals
Breakfast cereals
Cheerios
Honey Cheerios
Oat Cheerios
Cheerios Crunchers
Cookie Crisp
Force Flakes
Golden Nuggets
Nesquik Cereal
Almond Oats & More
Honey Oats & More
Raisin Oats & More
Shredded Wheat
Shredded Wheat Bitesize
Shredded Wheat Fruitful
Honey Nut Shredded Wheat
Shreddies
Coco Shreddies
Frosted Shreddies
Honey Shreddies
Chilled and frozen foods
Chilled meats
Herta Frankfurters
Herta Chicken Frankfurters
Herta Jumbo Frankfurters
Herta Mini Frankfurters
Ice cream
After Eight ice cream
Double Cream lollies
Extreme lollies
FAB lollies
Fruit Crunch lollies
Fruit Pastille lollies
Maxibon ice cream
Milky Bar ice cream
Mint Crisp lollies
Nobbly Bobbly lollies
Orange Maid lollies
Rolo ice cream
Smarties ice cream
Strawberry Mivvi lollies
Toffee Crisp ice cream
Toffee Crumble lollies
Yorkie ice cream
Zoom lollies
Yogurts and desserts
Aero Bubbly Chocolate Dessert
Aero Bubbly Mint & Choc Dessert
Aero Bubbly White Choc Dessert
Aero Swirlie
Carnation Rice Pudding
Carnation Custard
Disney Fromage Frais
Kit Kat Split Pot
Milkybar White Chocolate Dessert
Munch Bunch Drinky+
Munch Bunch Fromage Frais
Munch Bunch Mega Fromage Frais
Munch Bunch Mega Double-Up
Munch Bunch Squashums
Munch Bunch Whole Milk Yogurt
Rolo Dessert
Ski Yogurt
Ski Smooth
Drinks
Coffee
Nescafé Original
Nescafé Alta Rica
Nescafé Blend 37
Nescafé Black Gold
FÉ Café Parisien
Nescafé Cap Colombie
Nescafé Decaffeinated
Nescafé Fine Blend
Nescafé Gold Blend
Nescafé Partners’ Blend
Nescafé Suraya
Coffee-Mate
Coffee-Mate Light
Hot chocolate
Areo hot chocolate
Skinny Cow hot chocolate
Milks and creams
Carnation Caramel
Carnation Condensed Milk
Carnation Evaporated Milk
Carnation Extra Thick Cream
Milkshake
Nesquik magic straws
Nesquik milkshake powder
Nesquick milkshake syrup
Nesquik ready to drink
Water
Aqua Panna
Buxton
Perrier
Powwow
San Pellegrino
Vittel
Confectionary
Biscuits
Blue Riband
Breakaway
Kit Kat
Kit Kat Caramel
Kit Kat Chunky
Kit Kat Dark
Kit Kat Orange
Kit Kat Mini
Kit Kat Mint
Kit Kat Senses
Quality Street Matchmaker Cookies
Rolo Cookies
Smarties Cookies
Smarties Mini Cookies
Toffee Crisp Cookies
Yorkie Cookies
Boxed chocolates
After Eight
Black Magic
Dairy Box
Quality Street
Quality Street Matchmakers Mint
Quality Street Matchmakers Orange
Cakes and doughnuts
Funtastic Traybake
Jellytots Cup Cakes
Rolo Valentines Cake
Smarties Cake Bars
Smarties Celebration Cake
Smarties Cup Cakes
Smarties Gift Cake
Rolo Doughnuts
Smarties Iced Ring Doughnuts
Smarties Mini Doughnuts
Toffee Crisp Doughnuts
Cake mixes
Milkybar My First Baking Mix
Rolo Choc Brownie
Smarties Funny Faces Cup Cake
Smarties Party Cake
Yorkie Choc Brownie
Chocolate bars
Aero
Aero Mint
Aero Bubbles
Aero Chunky
Animal Bar
Caramac
Crunch Milk Chocolate
Crunch White Chocolate
Drifter
Heaven Milk Chocolate
Heaven Dark Chocolate
Lion Bar
Milky Bar
Milky Bar Buttons
Milky Bar Chunky
Munchies
After Eight Munchies
Rolo
Smarties
Toffee Crisp
Yorkie
Walnut Whip
Sugar Confectionary
Fruit Gums
Fruit Pastilles
Jelly Tots
Juicy Jellies
Polo
Polo Fruits
Polo Spearmint
Polo Sugar Free
Rowntree’s Pick & Mix
Rowntree’s Randoms
Tooty Frooties
Misc
Baby food
Cerelac
Nutritional supplements
Build-up Milkshake
Build-up Nutrition Soup
Peptamen Junior
Resource
Resource Energy
Resource Dessert Fruit
Petfood
Bakers Complete
Beta
Bonio
Felix
Go-Cat
Gourmet
Purina One
Purina Proplan
Purina Vetinary Diets
Winalot